Sunday, February 17, 2008

Breakfast Quest: Revelation

I've long claimed to hate cereal, but in my recent breakfast quest I've discovered something I should've realized long ago: I don't hate cereal; I hate breakfast. I had confused the two things. Cereal was unappetizing because eating in the morning was unappetizing. I should've realized this since from time to time I really crave Cinnamon Toast Crunch or something, but for dinner. And I've long enjoyed breakfast-for-dinner as one of the great joys in life.

I just never put it together. See that? I'm already growing as a result of my goal.


If you placed one box of every variety of cereal end to end along the floor of the aisle, the resulting chain would stretch all the way from the deli up to the impatiently tapping feet of the night manager. He would then ask you to leave.

4 comments:

Janssen said...

I too am not a big breakfast fan. I prefer to eat at about ten a.m. (if I got up at seven) because by then I'm actually hungry and less likely to curse my food for being so repulsive.

Kirby said...

Cinnamon Toast Crunch is easily one of the top 3 best cereals.

Jennifer said...

My fave breakfast: Coke and Prozac

Michelle Hoppe said...
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